April 20, 2014


cadburycreamcoolator:

cadburycreamcoolator:

i cut the inside of my mouth on a dorito and now there’s a little flap hanging inside that i cant stop touching but its also bleeding so that’s extra annoying

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repeat from what the hey?????

nicolepaigebrooks:

image

(Source: ediebrit, via clubbedsoda)

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repeat from so nasty and so rude

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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repeat from Space Elf

April 19, 2014


theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

(Source: averagebritishteenager, via goddamnitobama)

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wodkat:


oops

wodkat:

oops

(Source: highonvodka, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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repeat from ur mum follows me

50shadesofsuperwholock:

faultinourfantasies:

scarecrowframe:

faultinourfantasies:

SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand

Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing


This is why we can’t have nice things

(via little-rose-pond)

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repeat from ‘I'm on a roller coaster that only goes ↑'

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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repeat from I Raff I Ruse

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: queerhound, via hotboyproblems)

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repeat from new day still gay

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think-progress:

This shocking stat says it all.

think-progress:

This shocking stat says it all.

(via candidlycara)

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repeat from Think Progress

April 16, 2014


orlandoblooms:

[farts and then plugs nose] see, it’s a metaphor. it’s only my fart if i smell it. see? i never smelled it, only released the fart into the air. it could be my fart, but i’m not giving it the power to be. a metaphor.

(Source: vvinstonmarshall, via tonyabbot)

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repeat from to darkness

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

(via hotboyproblems)

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repeat from i fuck guys who fuck girls

April 15, 2014


southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

(via hashtagugly)

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repeat from Peace. Land. Bread.

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repeat from If you see Goober, tell him I said Duh huh.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via little-rose-pond)

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